Doberman Crashes Dinner Party

I was on the phone with Jennifer the other night when she shared this story. There are 3 things that are important in this story. Jennifer's mom had recently taken in kitten refugees and she was preparing to host one of her first dinner parties at the house in a long while. On the night of the party one of the guests brought his Doberman. Yeah, 'cause that's normal. I'm pretty sure it's never proper etiquette to bring a pet to a dinner party much less A FUCKING DOBERMAN. Well, um, the Doberman ate one of the kittens in the middle of the dinner party. In front of everyone. So, they all had to put down their spaghetti and bury the kitten. Uh oh.